Sunday, January 09, 2005

Will the 'the Hindenburg Ego' Win an Award Tonight?

I don't normally watch award shows. There are just too damn many of them. (As Woody Allen said in Annie Hall, "What's next? World's Greatest Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler.") But tonight is the first of the Award Show season, the People's Choice Award. (I guess other award shows are decided by some kind of non-people, maybe cyborgs dogs or a race of intelligent subterranean fungus.)

The gossip column at the NY Post speculates that the camera worshipping media whore known as Michael Moore may win for something he slapped together between snacks. I think it was an animated hand-job for Saddam Hussein, I'm not sure. If he does win I doubt he will pass up the opportunity to wallow in his own crapulence. What category would Abu Moore win? 'Most Elaborate Paranoid Fantasy'? 'Best Enemy Propaganda' (since Triumph of the Will is ineligible this year)?

I wonder if Moore will wear a kaffiyeh.

I'll miss it because I'll either be watching The Simpsons or editing my pornography, puppet musical docudrama, Hemorrhoid Moore, or How I Made Millions Hating My Country.

If this post was too subtle for you, here are some further thoughts on the shambling mound that goes by the name "Michael Moore".


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