Thursday, November 11, 2004

No Virgins for Yasser

I'm not watching the coverage of Yasser Asshat's funeral. It's bad for my blood pressure. It would needlessly enrage me. And I don't have much to say on the subject of his undeservedly peaceful death, except that the world is a better place now that he is a cold corpse.

I have to paraphrase an Onion story from just after 9/11. Rather than surrounded by compliant black-eyed virgins, terrorist-gangster Yasser Arafat finds himself perpetually sodomized by the serrated phallus of Beelzebub.

Welcome to Hell, Yasser.


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