Sunday, January 23, 2005

Al-Zarqawi Declares War on Evil Democracy

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the Witch-King to bin Laden's Sauron, released another single this weekend.

"We have declared a fierce war on this evil principle of democracy and those who follow this wrong ideology." Then he disses the Shia, accusing them of "spreading their evil faith among people through money and fear."

The lines seem so clear. Bush: we will "seek and support the growth of democratic movements and institutions in every nation and culture". Al Qaeda: democracy is evil and we will fight it anywhere we can.

With enemies like this who could possibly be against us? Oh let's see, the Left, the Far Left and the Wacko-Left.

Some people are pissing on the Iraqi election like it's a Golden Shower party. The Village Voice says Bush's inauguration speech is bringing the world to The Eve of Destruction. The International Socialist Organization holds an inaugural event where speakers declare "We ain't never resolved nothing through an election."

But don't you dare accuse them of being unpatriotic, you neo-fascist you. "Help help. Come see the violence inherit in the system."

Update: the lobotomy patients at DU are convinced that Zarqawi is "a figment of someones imagination" and "totally fabricated". Proof? We don't need no stinkin' proof! The very idea of "objective truth" is a neo-con conspiracy to colonize the narrative of resisting forces.


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