Thursday, December 16, 2004

Bin Laden Wishes You a Merry Christmas

OBL has released another full length spoken-word album that's sweeping the globe. I'm waiting for the trace remix. The guy needs some new material. This week's number was more of the same 'struggle against the unbelievers' stuff. Dude, we know. We get it. You don't like the unbelievers. (Some clever garage band kids should call their band, "Infidel Unbelievers" just to cash in on the internet search spillover.)

Here are some lyrics from Old Bastard Laden's 70-minute screed. I'm getting the impression that he doesn't dig the Saudi royal family.

"While the struggle in Saudi Arabia appears to be internal, it is part of the struggle between believers and non-believers."

"The sins the regime committed are great ... it practised injustices against the people, violating their rights, humiliating their pride"

He has some ideas about reform in the Kingdom. "The only way to reform is the toppling of the regime through armed struggle." As if that was subtle, he addresses the royal family directly. "When nations move to demand their rights, security forces cannot stop them. And you should never forget the fate of the Shah of Iran, who fell despite the strength and experience of his security forces. The people have awoken from their stupor, they realize the degree of corruption and tyranny which you use to rob them of their rights. Muslims in the country of the two holy mosques insist on regaining their rights at any cost."

It's not all negative though. Sith Lord Bin Laden has a woody for the terrorists who attacked the U.S. consulate in Jeddah. "God bless our brothers who stormed the American Consulate in Jiddah. Those who were killed of our brothers, we ask God to accept them as martyrs."

Is this the trigger for the attack we have been warned about all week? OBL's chief henchmen, his Number 1, Zawahiri released a video on Nov 29. The Jeddah attack occured one week later. Before that Dr. Z released a tape on Oct 1. A hotel in the Egyptian Sinai was blown up on Oct 7.

On the other hand The Beard put out a tape on Nov 2 that was not followed by an anything, although some attacks were averted that may have been scheduled to follow the tape. If the Zawahiri one-week rule holds that puts us on Dec 23. Merry Christmas, unbeliever.


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