"Allah All-aahhh! It Burns!"
From the Oop, I Just Made a Terrible Mistake Dept. "A man set himself afire Monday just outside a White House gate and repeatedly yelled "Allah Allah" as a Secret Service officer held him facedown on the sidewalk."
"White House doctors joined uniformed Secret Service personnel in administering first aid until the emergency service technicians arrived." Then the merciless infidels took the man to Washington Hospital Center where he will be subjected to medical treatment for the burns on 30 percent of his body.